models 

Attractive people employed by corporate assholes to make you feel like a fat and ugly slob that eats too many twinkies. They usually wear revealing clothing and stare into your soul for maximum effectiveness.

Look at those models, wow!

Yeah they make regular people look fat and ugly

Frikin assholes!

models by ThatSneakyGuy December 17, 2010

Models 

They not as hot as you ßß

U R a hawtie. Models got nothing on you gurl.

Models by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

models 

cheekbones that sell cosmetics, hipbones that sell anorexia.

wow, she is in great shape! she's 5'9" and weighs 82lbs!!

models by fredo October 22, 2003

models and bottles 

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.

"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."

models and bottles by mdl39 February 29, 2008

Models and Bottles 

A term used to describe a nightclub that is less about music and dancing and more about schmoozing and climbing the social ladder. These nightclubs often place a high emphasis on bottle service, which brings in large amounts of revenue; do not feature much underground dance music, instead relying mostly on pop hits and well-known dance names; and often require a dress code, enforced by bouncers who reject "undesirable" patrons at their often arbitrary discretion.

"I don't like New York's club scene anymore; it's all models and bottles now. If you want to go dancing, I know where there'll be a good rave this weekend."

Models and Bottles by Elah806 February 17, 2013

models and bottles 

To go out and party in style, with good location, good company, the proper balance of high quality guys and girls, and no expenses spared.

Prepare to go long and strong tonight, 'cause the guys wanna roll full models and bottles!

models and bottles by SecretAsianMan April 1, 2007

Ford Models 

One of the greatest modeling agencies in the world. Not to be confused with the automobiles. If you ever meet a Ford model and ask him/her about cars, he/she may slap you.

Ford Models are among the most diverse, beautiful, and talented in the business.

Guy 1: Dayum, who's the super hot tall chick?
Guy 2: She's one of those Ford Models.

Guy 1: Shit, outta my league.

Ford Models by Keepingmum November 28, 2011