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smoochies

kisses; love; a fun word i like to say
I g2g c ya tomarow smoochies
by MK July 8, 2003
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Smoochies

A word used to describe someone who is annoyingly persistent in trying to get their view/opinion/point across.

The term derives from an episode of, 'The Young Apprentice.' (A British TV show.)The task was to create a popcorn brand. One of the candidates, Harry M persistently (throughout the episode) attempted to make the team choose his idea, a popcorn called 'Smoochies'. This was in spite of the fact that the rest of his team disliked the idea and had in fact chosen a different theme and flavour.
Person 1: Do you support the X party
Person 2: No I support the Y party
Person 1: Continuously tries to convince person 2 to support the views of X despite the fact he holds a contrary view and eventually leaves.
Person 2: That guy is a a right Smoochies!
by Tobiasfunky April 22, 2014
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word to my smoochies

when a bitch ass nigga doubts you so you have to put it on all of your baddies to prove that your not lying

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
"stop your lying your cousin isn't dreamy bull"
"word to my smoochies my cousin IS dreamy bull"

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
by BBC jr April 21, 2023
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Hot fish smoothie

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance
Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky
by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021
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Sex Smoothie

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.
Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.
by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018
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Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
by Fart Industries March 26, 2022
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Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
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