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skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010
Pronounced similarly to Diarrhea, the Skiarrhea is a move only few can pull off.

Whilst skiing with an upset stomach, one must start by "dropping trou". Keep in mind you would still be moving at this point. You then spread your skis apart and lower your ass cheeks close to the snow. Hover your ass cheeks close to the snow and let the shit fly. If done correctly, you should leave a nice brown streak on the ski run you are performing on.

Also keep in mind:
1) The Skiarrhea is even more fun if trou is dropped RIGHT in front of someone
2) The runnier the shit is, the more awesome the streak will be.
DUDE You totally left a fat Skiarrhea streak in front of that guy!

Damn dude what did you eat? You owned that guy with your Skiarrhea
Skiarrhea by Sinful_Smoke February 11, 2009

skítadrulluúthverfapunghár 

A very common recent Icelandic swearword, loosely translated as "a dirty shitty suburbian ballsack hair".
Ertu að grínast skítadrulluúthverfapunghárið þitt! - You gotta be kidding me! you dirty shitty suburban ballsack hair!

Djöfulsins skítadrulluúthverfapunghár geturðu verið drengur. - Good God, what a dirty shitty suburban ballsack hair you are, child.

seitarrou 

super seggsy, amazing content, I love them sm, marry me plez *lip bite emoji* /srs
follow seitarrou because they are seggc
seitarrou by imfuckingdeadlol March 20, 2021

voy a "skitar" en su cara 

Voy a skitar, said pedro to roberto,

skitafrinactickal 

LTP, Or of having Linda traits
Tom: Wow that girl just tripped over nothing!

Ted: ya shes pretty skitafrinactickal.
skitafrinactickal by austinpoo March 3, 2008