shiznituss

shiznituss another way to say shit that sounds sophisticated.

Holly shiznituss did you see that?

by pinkdaisy January 23, 2008

Shiznits

1. Something either exceptionally good or exceptionally bad.
2. A variation of the word "shit".

1. "That movie was the shiznits!"
2. "You don't know shiznits; now go get me a damn beer!"

by Blah May 12, 2003

Shiznits

A very discreet way of saying shit.

Sometimes is mistaken for away of saying something is cools.

Todd: Hey we have a test today.

Bob: Oh freakin shiznits!!

Todd: ? I guess you studied...?

by Murielle May 5, 2009

Shizitus

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

shiznits

A slang word used in substitution of "shit",
Most cases if you are "The shiznits" then they are saying you are "The shit",

"Oh P-Diggity-Dog Those dance moves make you the shiznits!"
~ Example from a club

by DJMazzyG June 9, 2010

shiznits

victorias word

holy shiznits

by victorialovessyou November 3, 2014

shiznitosnitsvansamson

1. A way to say something is of excellent quality...Namely Marijuana Reefer
2. What Dave Chapelle says to describe the weed he gets from his place of employment.

1.That doobie we bought from that hippie at the Phish Show was the shiznitosnitzvansamson.
2. Dave: "This weed is the shiznitosnitsvansamson"

by werD May 13, 2005