Skiltz

Something that is awesome. Also used to express acceptence, excellence and approval

Fly in relation to style (clothes, shoes cars ect)

Damn boi, Jim got some fresh new kicks, they are skiltz!
or
man, yo lookin skiltz tonigh

by Tyrizzle November 18, 2006

skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017

skitz

word used by druggo ozzys or big lez show fans. used to describe a mental state.

mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”

by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018

negative skillz

A response to when a person commits a misdeed by mishap, poor judgment, or deception.

guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"

friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"

by notkasuo June 18, 2008

Apple Skitz

An excellent cocktail consisting of

10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles

Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)

Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.

Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!

Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!

Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope

by tuxy October 17, 2010

Skilt

The generic name for a modern or contemporary kilt - often with pockets and made out of fabrics other than tartan.

Possibly a combination of the words Skirt and Kilt.

Used as a brand name by a British kilt maker. http://www.skilt.co.uk

"Hey man, nice Skilt!"

"Are you wearing anything under your Skilt?"
"Shoes and socks..."

"It's not a skirt, it's not a kilt, it's a Skilt."

by revanslacey April 28, 2009

stiltzdaddy

A true deutch mark from Bangladoosh; A cuntsworth. A person to avoid at all cost.

That guy sucks! What a stiltzdaddy!

by shiza fantastic February 20, 2009