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skitz mission 

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.
Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"
skitz mission by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017
Related Words
Skiltz Skitz skillz skitzo skilt skitzy skitzer skilz Skitz cunt skitzing
word used by druggo ozzys or big lez show fans. used to describe a mental state.
mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”
skitz by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018

negative skillz 

A response to when a person commits a misdeed by mishap, poor judgment, or deception.
guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"

friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"
negative skillz by notkasuo June 18, 2008

Apple Skitz 

An excellent cocktail consisting of

10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles

Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.

Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!

Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!

Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
Apple Skitz by tuxy October 17, 2010
The generic name for a modern or contemporary kilt - often with pockets and made out of fabrics other than tartan.

Possibly a combination of the words Skirt and Kilt.

Used as a brand name by a British kilt maker. http://www.skilt.co.uk
"Hey man, nice Skilt!"

"Are you wearing anything under your Skilt?"
"Shoes and socks..."

"It's not a skirt, it's not a kilt, it's a Skilt."
Skilt by revanslacey April 28, 2009

stiltzdaddy 

A true deutch mark from Bangladoosh; A cuntsworth. A person to avoid at all cost.
That guy sucks! What a stiltzdaddy!
stiltzdaddy by shiza fantastic February 20, 2009