Skillian

1) One who has skill beyond comprehension, generally more skilled than peers, often of high intelligence and likely to obsess about locating misplaced poo in public toilets. Most Skillians rush home to listen to police scanners in pursuit of new gossip. Much loved and highly inappropriate. Only one genuine Skillian has been located in Victoria.

2) Skillians are regarded very highly and are far superior to low level 'award winners'. Skillians are above formal award and laugh discreetly at those who require awards for validation.

1) Skillian: "Oh quick Abbey, Mel, there's a phantom poo on the wall in the first cubicle!"

2) Damian: "Hey Skillian, I have a Child Protection Award!"

Skillian: "(gentle giggle) Yes Damian, you are wonderful, I am above that."

by Ben Factor June 23, 2011

Tom Skilling

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.

Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong

by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

Skilling's Law

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

shillian

A girl who is beautiful and appears shy to those that she likes. She attracts shy guys as well, who awkwardly try and talk to her but can't completely tell her how they feel. Instead, the guy tries to write UrbanDictionary definitions in the hopes that she may see it and know who wrote it and how they actually feel.

1: Man do you still like Shillian? You Should go tell her how you feel!
2: But I can't, I don't know what I would even say to let her know!

by YeahItsMeAsYouProbablyKnow May 23, 2018

Skilliam

To have ultimate skill

My mom has so much skilliam at making grilled cheeses

by Squilliam Ballsack April 22, 2015

Skialian

Might be a human being, but of the sub human genius... may claim their faith as being Catholic or Mormon. Was raped by a priest and is mad at all athiests because he didn't have the sense to become athiest at the early age of 22 when he was raped by said priest (it was halloween).

Habitat consists of his mom's basement, his father left early in his life when his mother became a born again christian (who the fuck wants to put up with that, right?). He sleeps on a futon and plays vintage games on his many game consoles and frequents pornhub.com in hopes of one day finding out what a real vagina feels like.

Skialian has down syndrome and suffers from FAS (before his mom was a born again christian she hit the bottle hard, now she just sucks cock). His diet consists of mainly taco bell and food from gas stations where food stamps are accepted.

Timmy: "hey bro... you ever read skialian's definitions on urban dictionary?"
Tommy: "yea bro... what a cunt. Not to mention he gets food stamps, so he's a sponge cunt."

Timmy: "LoL!"

by BigPapaJewski October 3, 2016

skillionaire

n. -- A person rich in furious skills.

Q: "Who invented the omlette?"
A: "IT WAS SKILLIONAIRES."

by Ray Deemer July 7, 2006