Skialian 

Might be a human being, but of the sub human genius... may claim their faith as being Catholic or Mormon. Was raped by a priest and is mad at all athiests because he didn't have the sense to become athiest at the early age of 22 when he was raped by said priest (it was halloween).

Habitat consists of his mom's basement, his father left early in his life when his mother became a born again christian (who the fuck wants to put up with that, right?). He sleeps on a futon and plays vintage games on his many game consoles and frequents pornhub.com in hopes of one day finding out what a real vagina feels like.

Skialian has down syndrome and suffers from FAS (before his mom was a born again christian she hit the bottle hard, now she just sucks cock). His diet consists of mainly taco bell and food from gas stations where food stamps are accepted.

Timmy: "hey bro... you ever read skialian's definitions on urban dictionary?"
Tommy: "yea bro... what a cunt. Not to mention he gets food stamps, so he's a sponge cunt."

Timmy: "LoL!"

Skialian by BigPapaJewski October 3, 2016

Skilliant 

Things which are even better than skill – it’s Skilliant!

That was a Skilliant day out!

Skilliant by Loulah Wood April 26, 2010

Skillian 

1) One who has skill beyond comprehension, generally more skilled than peers, often of high intelligence and likely to obsess about locating misplaced poo in public toilets. Most Skillians rush home to listen to police scanners in pursuit of new gossip. Much loved and highly inappropriate. Only one genuine Skillian has been located in Victoria.

2) Skillians are regarded very highly and are far superior to low level 'award winners'. Skillians are above formal award and laugh discreetly at those who require awards for validation.

1) Skillian: "Oh quick Abbey, Mel, there's a phantom poo on the wall in the first cubicle!"

2) Damian: "Hey Skillian, I have a Child Protection Award!"

Skillian: "(gentle giggle) Yes Damian, you are wonderful, I am above that."

Skillian by Ben Factor June 23, 2011