Skillins 

Noun: A mythical creature that is extremely helpful to all who surround it. That is until it is crossed. For the hell that will follow is unmatched on this Earth.

Example: "Don't ever Chan-boon Skillins. He will end you if you do."

Skillins by Happy Trader February 9, 2010

Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.

Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong

Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

skillist

A person who has mastered certain skillset, sport or field. And possesses the ability to perform incredible feats of skill.

He was a true skillist, Kobe RIP.

skillist by Varona55 February 29, 2020

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

Doing a Skollins. 

Getting extremely drunk on your own by means of the cheapest lager your disability benefit can afford, then going absolutely berserk on webcam. Often threatening viewers family & always demanding a fight at Preston train station.

Did you see Mark on cam last night?

Was sat there drinking his dole money away & then threatened to kiss Gerard's kids arse & rip his dick off.

Yeah man that bloke is a joke, always doing a Skollins.

Doing a Skollins. by Walv September 7, 2011

skillish 

African Bum Disease.

No Racisism intended here, but if you went to Sketty School, Or read the Sketty School Dictionary , Skillish Was Defined As The Medical Term For African Bum Disease.

...Allegedly

Graduates of Sketty School, Whilst Not Seeming To Know Much Else ( Kidding ! ;-), For Some Reason All Seem To Be Familiar With The Term Skillish.

Person 1. Wow, Did I Do That? Gee, I'm So Skillish!
Person 2. Ah Ha, He's Got African Bum Disease!

Skilish is NOT A Good Thing!

skillish by Ace McDughf March 1, 2005

skillinged 

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron

peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name

skillinged by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006