The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.
Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.
by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011
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by bossrossin February 7, 2012
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skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
by Samazon77 December 20, 2017
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Get the Skinobi mug.When a male is about to engage in oral sex, but their partner lifts them by the legs and eats their ass instead.
Male: "Aw yeah, babyyy, I'm about to get me a blowjob!"
Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*
Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!
Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*
Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!
by Not Dave Matthews April 14, 2022
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Get the Ski Job mug.When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.
Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.
by tbrow153 September 14, 2009
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