Skijob 

The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.

Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.

Skijob by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011

Skyjob 

When you recieve a blowjob while playing the sensational game that is Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Dude- my girlfriend gave me a "Skyjob" yesterday.
Friend- How was that?
Dude- Orgasmic! I thought my mind was going to explode. This is definitely better than a blumpkin!

Skyjob by bossrossin February 7, 2012

SKIJORDUE 

skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/

NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues

A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.

*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees

VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing

To skijordue.

**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue

Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”

* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”

Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’

**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”

SKIJORDUE by Samazon77 December 20, 2017

Skinobi 

A very sexy human being/beings, and at sight make women start orgasming out of there mouths.

Person 1: look at that it’s a skinobi!
Person2: uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhh

Skinobi by Sexyjefo December 15, 2018

Skipjob

When a male is about to engage in oral sex, but their partner lifts them by the legs and eats their ass instead.

Male: "Aw yeah, babyyy, I'm about to get me a blowjob!"

Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*

Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!

Skipjob by Not Dave Matthews April 14, 2022

Ski Job 

When a girl is sitting between two guys and gives them hand jobs at the same time.

omg, I got so drunk and ski jobbed Andrew and Brad last night.

Ski Job by amp(n) October 16, 2008

Belgium Ski Job 

When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.

Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.

Belgium Ski Job by tbrow153 September 14, 2009