When a male is about to engage in oral sex, but their partner lifts them by the legs and eats their ass instead.
Male: "Aw yeah, babyyy, I'm about to get me a blowjob!"
Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*
Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!
Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*
Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!
by Not Dave Matthews April 14, 2022
Get the Skipjob mug.The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.
Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.
by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011
Get the Skijob mug.by brendan.stewart October 2, 2014
Get the Slipjob mug.Normal Heterosexual man: Have you seen skipbob?
White man: Yeah he cummed in me earlier
Normal Heterosexual Man: Same
White man: Yeah he cummed in me earlier
Normal Heterosexual Man: Same
by Gettouchedbydustpanandbrush January 21, 2021
Get the Skipbob mug.The act of covering stuff with something outside that looks nice, or is supposed to look nicer. It usually refers to website work, but can refer to any type of work where remaking the facade of something, vs. its content or organization, can dramatically affect how it is perceived.
It connotes a certain sleaziness, because, as we all know, actually coding in CSS is yucky.
It connotes a certain sleaziness, because, as we all know, actually coding in CSS is yucky.
I gave my website a new skinjob last night and now it looks so cool!
or...
I spend 90% of my time doing skinjobs, hacking on CSS and messing with rollover graphics and flash and crap. I'd rather do the organization and planning parts, myself.
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I spend 90% of my time doing skinjobs, hacking on CSS and messing with rollover graphics and flash and crap. I'd rather do the organization and planning parts, myself.
by Shatuga July 12, 2009
Get the skinjob mug.A derogatory term used to describe a previously overweight fella who has successfully lost weight through strenuous exercise and consistent diet. For the majority of humans such a life change would propel them forward on a path of generosity and good will. However, a Skinjob will use their new thin body to create a completely selfish autocracy of cronyism and fat-shaming in manipulation.
Man 1: Did you see how skinny Joe got?
Man 2: Yeah! And he’s been marching around with his new friends from the waterfront like he’s King Neptune.
Man 1: fucking Skinjob!
Man 2: Yeah! And he’s been marching around with his new friends from the waterfront like he’s King Neptune.
Man 1: fucking Skinjob!
by StokesIs... April 10, 2021
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