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To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".

Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.

The Seahawks got jobbed in Super Bowl XL.

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jobbed

when something unfortunate has happened to someone

I lost $10; I got jobbed.

jobbed by john March 2, 2005

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jobbed

To get or receive a blow job. Past tense. Verb.

Etymology - comes from the slang term ' blow job '

Synonym: 'Getting head', 'Geting your dick sucked'

Pa: I want to get a better job, so my dick can get jobbed more often.

jobbed by shwmeyrpprs September 25, 2010

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jobbed

A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.

1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.

jobbed by zenofile April 8, 2009

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Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job

ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me

Jobbed by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019

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Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

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Job Jobbed

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed

Job Jobbed by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

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