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To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".

Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.
The Seahawks got jobbed in Super Bowl XL.
jobbed by John L. Morgan June 5, 2007
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when something unfortunate has happened to someone
I lost $10; I got jobbed.
jobbed by john March 2, 2005
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To get or receive a blow job. Past tense. Verb.

Etymology - comes from the slang term ' blow job '

Synonym: 'Getting head', 'Geting your dick sucked'
Pa: I want to get a better job, so my dick can get jobbed more often.
jobbed by shwmeyrpprs September 25, 2010
A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.
1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.
jobbed by zenofile April 8, 2009
its past tense for having a blow job
ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me
Jobbed by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019

Steve Jobbed 

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Job Jobbed 

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job
Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed
Job Jobbed by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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