jobbed

To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".

Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.

The Seahawks got jobbed in Super Bowl XL.

by John L. Morgan June 5, 2007

jobbed

when something unfortunate has happened to someone

I lost $10; I got jobbed.

by john March 2, 2005

jobbed

To get or receive a blow job. Past tense. Verb.

Etymology - comes from the slang term ' blow job '

Synonym: 'Getting head', 'Geting your dick sucked'

Pa: I want to get a better job, so my dick can get jobbed more often.

by shwmeyrpprs September 25, 2010

jobbed

A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.

1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.

by zenofile April 8, 2009

Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job

ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me

by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019

Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Job Jobbed

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed

by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011