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sketchgasm 

n.
A physical reaction occuring upon exposure to an extremely sketchy event.
The cop almost had a sketchgasm when he saw us walking in the dark with twenty stolen milk crates.
sketchgasm by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Sketchgasm 

A physical reaction occuring upon exposure to an extremely sketchy event.
you're a sketchy gal. i have a sketchgasm everytime i see you.
Sketchgasm by Mindy63 December 27, 2006

sketchzeimers 

A state of sketch that occurs when a person displays iffy behavior, either because (s)he is just a mess or because (s)he is under or has been under the influence or drugs and/or alcohol, then forgets said dubious behavior altogether. (S)he will probably then use this forgetfulness to excuse further bad behavior that is a result of the initial iffiness (sketch).
Damn, dude, I'm sorry I slept with your girlfriend. I had a crazy night out and my sketchzeimers must've kicked in. It happens when I don't take my meds.

Geez, bro, what's up with you? You asked me to change the date of the photo shoot to accommodate YOUR schedule and when I remind you of it, you have no clue what I'm talking about. You have a serious case of sketchzeimers,
sketchzeimers by johndberry September 3, 2009

sketchtimate 

n. an estimate of how 'sketchy' or questionable something is.

v. to estimate how 'sketchy' or questionable something is.

undersketchtimate- to underestimate the level of 'sketchiness'
Bob- Nah man, that dude is straight.

Joe- Are you serious, bro? That guy is like 45 years old, has the scraggliest beard, and is clearly a meth dealer. You have the worst tendency to undersketchtimate.
sketchtimate by sketchyboy24 March 15, 2010

sketchgasm 

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.
I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.
sketchgasm by bigtones August 15, 2006

sketchyville 

A place or town that is "sketchy".

Beat down. Small. Unsanitary. Suspicious. Questionable.
Damn dude everything here is sketchy. We must be in sketchyville!
sketchyville by hulapalula69 January 10, 2011