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a sister that sometimes acts like a retard
"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:
sistard by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007
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Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.
My Sistard drives me to intense feelings of fratricide.
Sistard by Wraith0 April 6, 2010

Swiftardation 

A phenomenon in mainstream media of generating terabytes of pointless and absolutely useless data about Taylor Swift and/or her (usually mindless) fans. Dumber and less dignified behavior or comments about anything related to her get, more likely they will gain media attention.
Swiftardation might even absorb the journalists who have to write about her for living and even as an adult and more or less serious person, one might come across articles where her greatness and songwriting importance are unironically exaggerated.

Also it is not excluded that Taylor Swift is by some misanthropic journalists mentioned everywhere simply to create friction with people who were listening to music before 2005 and are aware that both music and poetry exist for at least 5000 years.
A: I read about Taylor Swift on grown up persons' portals every single day. They proclaimed her greater than Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Mozart and who knows who already.

B: Peak Swiftardation. I bet John the Evangelist is going down next lmao.
Swiftardation by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023
Feminine soft spoken men who are mentally challenged
This white guy driving down the street with gangster rap blasting is a softard
softard by Killa5s July 12, 2018

šiptardžija 

Šiptar (shiptar) is what the Albanians call themselves, and that word is offensive in any other country (Serbia, Bosnia, Big Croatia).
Šiptardžija is someone who is worse than a šiptar (someone who is a big šiptar).
- That nigga Bruno is a šiptar.

- Nah man, he is worse than that, he is a šiptardžija.

- Got 'em!
šiptardžija by piskovic July 8, 2019
Sittard is the best city in Limburg. Limburg is a province in the Netherlands. Life is good 👍. In the local dialect it is called Zitterd.
I live in Sittard, best city there is.
Sittard by Zittesje Sjnaak May 4, 2022
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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