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scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.
scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003

Strumping 

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"
Strumping by Luke October 4, 2004

pussy scrumping 

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)
Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
pussy scrumping by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

ding dong scrumpins 

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins
ding dong scrumpins by moobler March 19, 2021

Scrumping 

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'
Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday
Scrumping by urbann00b January 9, 2005

Shrumping 

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.
You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!
Shrumping by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018