urbann00b's definitions

Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

by urbann00b January 9, 2005

Nubslap

The normal reaction to listen to a nub talking shit: A back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (This is referred to as a Nubslap).

The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.

Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.

by urbann00b January 7, 2005