Shhrumping

The act of an adult who, while speaking incoherently, QUIETLY soils his/her diaper.

When people started leaving the waiting room, I should have know Don was shhrumping

Shhrumping by Upcountry April 27, 2026

scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003

Strumping 

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

Strumping by Luke October 4, 2004

Butthole Shrimping 

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.

I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.

Butthole Shrimping by Steve Buckhantz March 12, 2008

pussy scrumping 

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

pussy scrumping by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

shumping 

to hump with the shins

eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

shumping by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008

Scrumping 

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

Scrumping by urbann00b January 9, 2005