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Shhrumping

The act of an adult who, while speaking incoherently, QUIETLY soils his/her diaper.
When people started leaving the waiting room, I should have know Don was shhrumping
Shhrumping by Upcountry April 27, 2026
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scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.
scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003

Strumping 

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music
"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"
Strumping by Luke October 4, 2004

Butthole Shrimping 

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.
I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.

pussy scrumping 

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)
Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
pussy scrumping by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

shumping 

to hump with the shins
eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago
shumping by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008

Scrumping 

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'
Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday
Scrumping by urbann00b January 9, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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