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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.
"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"
shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.
Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"
The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.
Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!
Shrekt by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014
He is being so shrektual lately.
shrektual by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015
To experience an utterly devastating, cruel and or violent defeat.
Hitler was shrekt when the Russians arrived at his bunker.
Shrekt by StannistheKing June 30, 2015

get shrekt 

when shrek enters your bedroom and anally penetrates you.
John: what did you do last night?
Mike: my mum told me to get shrekt, so i did :