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Sirekt

Kinder way to tell someone they look ugly as fuck.
You like abit sirekt, if you know what I'm saying.
by DrDawg420 October 29, 2022
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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.
"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"
by Based shrek December 18, 2014
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Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.
Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"
by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014
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Shrekt

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.
Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!
by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014
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shrektual

He is being so shrektual lately.
by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015
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Shrekt

To experience an utterly devastating, cruel and or violent defeat.
Hitler was shrekt when the Russians arrived at his bunker.
by StannistheKing June 30, 2015
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get shrekt

when shrek enters your bedroom and anally penetrates you.
John: what did you do last night?
Mike: my mum told me to get shrekt, so i did :
by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe May 28, 2015
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