Sirekt

Kinder way to tell someone they look ugly as fuck.

You like abit sirekt, if you know what I'm saying.

by DrDawg420 October 29, 2022

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

Shrekt

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.

Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!

by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014

shrektual

Sexual shrek.

He is being so shrektual lately.

by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015

Shrekt

To experience an utterly devastating, cruel and or violent defeat.

Hitler was shrekt when the Russians arrived at his bunker.

by StannistheKing June 30, 2015

get shrekt

when shrek enters your bedroom and anally penetrates you.

John: what did you do last night?
Mike: my mum told me to get shrekt, so i did :

by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe May 28, 2015