Shrektify

When you end someone's entire career from a quote from our lord and saviourshrek

im going to absolutely shrektify this guy

by Spinosaurus359 May 31, 2019

Shrektify

to rectify something by making it Shrek-related.

I felt the need to shrektify my friend's birthday party by installing Shrek paper plates.

by FresnoNightcrawler June 21, 2019

Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

shrekticles

Shrekticles: balls which are too big to simply have one layer.
Or when you bust an ogre sized nut.

P1: Woah I connect with your balls on an emotional level!
P2: Thats because they're shrekticles they have more than one layer!

by DGiraffe May 14, 2018

Shrektification

When you rekt the shit out of a mistake in your essay.

"I did a shrektification on line 16."

by LohaREKT March 4, 2016

shrekified

1. Shrek-ified:
something that is tinted a shit green and should never be food. It originated while promoting the Shrek movies. But don't be a consumer whore and buy products that say "Shrek" on it, especially if its food, because you'll probably lose your appetite from its color (shit green).

2. Taking a dump on something and turning it green.

1. If your Rice Crispie Square, Kraft Dinner, or Cheeseburger is shrekified, its probably tinted green, like Shrek.

2. Ma'am, we just shrekified your face.

by emily mikaela February 8, 2009

Shredify

Verb- the action of shredding.

"Dude, Did you see me on that last wave brah? I was shredifying it so hard!"

"I'm going to shredify your face when I'm don't beating you up!"

by Shred Hard September 5, 2014