shrektual

Sexual shrek.

He is being so shrektual lately.

shrektual by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015

Shrexual 

The sexual orientation where one is phsyically and mentally attracted to the ogrelord shrek.

"Karl, aren't you Shrexual?" said Ryan
*Karl then proceeds to pull out his Shrock*

Shrexual by Brogre1145 November 22, 2013

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shrexual assault 

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

Shrexual assault by Manny223 October 5, 2019

Shrexual 

Having a strong feeling of lust towards ogres mainly the ones from Shrek

“Omg she’s so bi shrexual she’s jerking off to Shrek AND Fiona”

Shrexual by Ellyisadaddie May 21, 2018

Shreksuality 

Having a sexual affinity and devotion for Shrek. Believes that Shrek is love and that Shrek is life. They may make their family members jealous for their devotion and love for Shrek. Age can vary around nine or above.

Do you study Shreksuality?

I heard Don was a Shreksual.

Shreksuality by Ourlordgaben February 1, 2014

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

Shrektile Dysfunction by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014