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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
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Bobby Singer 

Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'
Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!
Bobby Singer by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013

Sinceriously 

1. The ability to speak freely, openly and honestly about anything; if you're going to say something, say it sinceriously.

2. To initiate any action while spreading as much good karma as possible.
When I say this I say it sinceriously.

I'm going to sinceriously raise as much money for charity as possible.
Sinceriously by Gingey87 January 17, 2015

Sniper's Delight 

Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.

See also: sniper's dream
"Nice shot, Max. That was over 3,000 meters!"
"Thank's bud. No big deal. It was easy, that target's huge melon was a real sniper's delight."

Sniper mask

SEXIEST MF EVER TO GRAZE THIS PLANET BRO GOSH DARN WOOO WE WERE BLESSED. ABSOLUTELY BLESSED.
I love Sniper mask from Highrise Invasion

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv