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sumptering 

Acting as a know it all when it comes to sports but living off past accomplishments of a team. Knowing nothing about the current standing of said team, along with gloating about the team for which you've never taken the time to visit at their home stadium.
You've been sumptering about this team for years, but still haven't taken the time to even visit the stadium, classic sumptering fan. Do you even know anyone on the current roster or are you going to just continue to live off of the championships you won 25 years ago?
sumptering by RandonDonald May 12, 2016
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Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

summering 

enjoying the sun, beach, and the free time to do what ever the fuck you want
I get drunk everyday while summering
summering by donny mcmelon June 16, 2008

Suplering 

Acting like a complete asshole. Some examples of 'Suplering' are taking your pants off in public, shaving a mankini (hair bikini) on your chest, sending body or facial hair by mail to your friends, wearing a horse or unicorn head while doing regular life activities, constantly says things like, "let's get weird", "stop being poor", "Well, this doesn't suck", "you jerks", & "this is a horrible time".
Man: Hey, did you see that guy take his pants off, chug a beer, and call those people jerks?
Other Man: Yeah, he is totally Suplering, fucking asshole

Let's get weird and start Suplering !!
Suplering by DeeMoney June 2, 2015

last suppering

The act of bingeing on food right before you go on a major diet, in an effort to eat all of your favorite junk food before swearing off of it for a while.
Kelly: "Um, are you really going to eat that entire bag of Doritos? And what happenend to the box of Krispie Kremes I just bought?"
Mark: "Sorry, I start the South Beach diet tomorrow- just doing a little last suppering."
last suppering by Fireball D May 26, 2009

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner
"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

smuttering 

When walking around muttering something smutty and rude under your breath.
John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."
smuttering by peejay1977 April 25, 2014
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