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Simptard 

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020
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SimpTard 

"You're such a simptard"- karen
SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

Simptard 

When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)
Omg look Liam is being a simptard
Simptard by Cracked mom October 5, 2021

Simptard 

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.
Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!
Simptard by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022

simptard 

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.
aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
simptard by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009

Simpatron 

Simpatron 3000
Simpatron by Bda? September 21, 2021