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Simployee 

Derives from the noun “Simp”. A coworker (usually a teen) who follows female coworkers around pretending to be their friend taking every opportunity to look at their butt or get any view of cleavage he can get. The female coworker is wise to his antics and in 100% of cases she is only playing hard to get but loves any male attention she can get.
Dude look at Derrick follow Chelsea from soft lines around like a lost puppy, He even volunteers to stock the makeup aisle to maximize his chances to look at her butt thinking she doesn’t notice. The guy is the Simployee of the month for sure!
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Simployee 

A person(usually male) with an unhealthy obsession with mediocre pussy online that he is willing to pay to see some picture
Wow,Nate is your best Simployee,he has contributed the most to your onlyfans
Simployee by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021

simplybenlogical 

Ben is the boyfriend of Cristine (with no H) and he is a drink slave. He and Cristine have two cats names Menchie and Zyler. And he usually has to deal with Cristines BS. He also is busy trying to pay their taxes.
You should check out this Instagram page. It’s called Simplybenlogical.

Gimployee 

gimp + employee, does all the dirty jobs...
give to that Gimployee
Gimployee by TCDooM June 6, 2017

SimpleeCasual 

Mika the cunt. Always an asshole. Always starts problems with everyone else and cannot seem to take a joke for anything in the world. Mika always blocks you and posts shit about you so you can't defend yourself and everyone is talking shit about you in stream and on Twitter. Don't trust him. He'll stab you in every part of your body and watch you bleed out while he sucks off Nano for clout because he's a bitch like that. He's spineless and pathetic. Pity his family for having to deal with him for almost 21 years. Chupe me pene puto!
Here's an example. Look on SimpleeCasual Twitter at his tweet about Flame and DragonArCade.

SimplyMe 

Some one who is tired of being told they have to be this way by someone and this way by another person when in fact they just want to who they are SimplyMe.
Please quit trying to change me into someone I’m not I’m just simplyme
SimplyMe by Clazzyazz September 27, 2018

SimpleeCasual 

A Toxic, yet fair Dokkan and Legends streamer on Twitch because he has no life.
Person 1: Hey! Have you heard of SimpleeCasual?

Person 2: Yeah. He seems pretty legit even if he is Toxic.
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High School Liquid 

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