A person who is employed but does not actually do anything at work and simulates working for 8 hours.
by Mashole July 16, 2018
Get the Symployee mug.Is a Girl who is loving ,Caring N ain't scared to fight anyone over her family & Friends , Thickk & she's a loyal Bestfriend & will ride or die for anyone she loves . Doesn't like Fake people. Symphonee a girl who will give you her all & everything .She has a very Funny personality & aggravating to some people , Great Bestfriend or friend & girlfriend.
Symphonee is So amazing ♥
by Ssc11 January 1, 2018
Get the symphonee mug.Derives from the noun “Simp”. A coworker (usually a teen) who follows female coworkers around pretending to be their friend taking every opportunity to look at their butt or get any view of cleavage he can get. The female coworker is wise to his antics and in 100% of cases she is only playing hard to get but loves any male attention she can get.
Dude look at Derrick follow Chelsea from soft lines around like a lost puppy, He even volunteers to stock the makeup aisle to maximize his chances to look at her butt thinking she doesn’t notice. The guy is the Simployee of the month for sure!
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 16, 2021
Get the Simployee mug.A sexployee is an employee you have that engages your sexual interest. This can be an employee you sleep with on the job. Once they are no longer working for you, you no longer find them attractive and the hott sex turns icy.
by SkankstaGangsta August 28, 2010
Get the sexployee mug.A person(usually male) with an unhealthy obsession with mediocre pussy online that he is willing to pay to see some picture
by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021
Get the Simployee mug.A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain
by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021
Get the Simployer mug.