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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
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A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."
Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
Simpdad by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019
Sigpha males are confused as alpha males at first sight. sigpha male is an alpha male and a sigma male combined still having most sigma characteristics and most of the alpha characteristics.
"He is a sigpha male."
Sigpha by Sigpha July 22, 2021

Simplaya 

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.
I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.
Simplaya by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Simphiwe 

A good loving person, beautiful and very sweet. They never let anything get in there way and they are very short tempered yet know how to control it. I must say you'd really be lucky to get a Simphiwe in your life
"That Simphiwe chick is for keeps"
Simphiwe by Keeyahna November 23, 2021

Simpuation 

when the outcome of the situation was caused by being a simp.
Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Simpuation by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019