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Sighapotamus 

This is the largest "sigh" a human can produce. Usually associated with disdain or disgust , misery and woe, or a women on her period. It comes from the comparison of the large exhaling released by a hippopotamus during the breathing process.
"Oh man i have that paper to do.....SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"Yo dude my girl just told me shes on the rag, again! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"The police are here....AGAIN! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
Sighapotamus by B-ri-sigh-man November 23, 2009
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You're either extremely tired or extremely bored. Brittany added the "sigh" Amanda added the "age" Only Acks may use this word...search up ack and look at definition 8 to see if you quialify.
"ahhh so total sighage"
sighage by Amanda January 8, 2005

Siphamandla 

Is a strong yet intelligent man. An Inspiration and a good negotiator. He stands out, handsome and stylish.
If I was offered an opportunity to be an Influencer I will do it like Siphamandla
Siphamandla by Spha Mr Mpumalanga November 24, 2021
A Beta Male turned Alpha that cannot forget his roots. This term describes both a simp and a alpha male.
Iconrekt : Bro I deadass love this this shawty, but ion want to risk another heartbreak
Killkay : just be a Simpha and have your hoes to fall back to
Simpha by Icon The Simpha March 5, 2020

Simphany 

A large orchestral piece of of music performed by a simp to impress a women.
Whilst simping for his favorite egirl, Mr Wobbles played the most epic simphany to impress his girl but got timed out for the 3rd time this week.
Simphany by Amphetish June 17, 2021
The point where something so stupid make you hate life at the same time, meaning you need to sigh AND facepalm at the same time.
Person 1: So what did you get in the exam?
Person 2: You already know this!
Person 1: Oh yeah! You failed didn't you?
Person 2: *sighpalm*
Sighpalm by IckleAnty March 27, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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