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Sighapotamus 

This is the largest "sigh" a human can produce. Usually associated with disdain or disgust , misery and woe, or a women on her period. It comes from the comparison of the large exhaling released by a hippopotamus during the breathing process.
"Oh man i have that paper to do.....SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"Yo dude my girl just told me shes on the rag, again! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"The police are here....AGAIN! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
Sighapotamus by B-ri-sigh-man November 23, 2009
Related Words
You're either extremely tired or extremely bored. Brittany added the "sigh" Amanda added the "age" Only Acks may use this word...search up ack and look at definition 8 to see if you quialify.
"ahhh so total sighage"
sighage by Amanda January 8, 2005

Siphamandla 

Is a strong yet intelligent man. An Inspiration and a good negotiator. He stands out, handsome and stylish.
If I was offered an opportunity to be an Influencer I will do it like Siphamandla
Siphamandla by Spha Mr Mpumalanga November 24, 2021
A Beta Male turned Alpha that cannot forget his roots. This term describes both a simp and a alpha male.
Iconrekt : Bro I deadass love this this shawty, but ion want to risk another heartbreak
Killkay : just be a Simpha and have your hoes to fall back to
Simpha by Icon The Simpha March 5, 2020

Simphany 

A large orchestral piece of of music performed by a simp to impress a women.
Whilst simping for his favorite egirl, Mr Wobbles played the most epic simphany to impress his girl but got timed out for the 3rd time this week.
Simphany by Edward Zel Doc Gee June 17, 2021
The point where something so stupid make you hate life at the same time, meaning you need to sigh AND facepalm at the same time.
Person 1: So what did you get in the exam?
Person 2: You already know this!
Person 1: Oh yeah! You failed didn't you?
Person 2: *sighpalm*
Sighpalm by IckleAnty March 27, 2010