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Something that is simple and important at the same time.
To avoid the gum disease GINGIVITIS, it is very simportant to brush and floss your teeth regularly.
by kirupa June 23, 2013
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Simportant

"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"
by BlessedHeaven September 21, 2020
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Simportant

When a Simp thinks it's important to display his affection even though it creeps someone out.
"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"
by Ellaphantasticc September 21, 2020
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important one syndrome

Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.

Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a video game.

Gamer: *playing ravenfield trying to win for his dumbass a.i team* why my team are so afraid of the fucking enemy team? They should capture that base so it increases the chances of winning!

Moments later when the enemy a.i team successfully stops the player constantly from completing the task that his dumbass a.i team couldn't do.

Gamer: *sees the defeat on his screen, realizing that his a.i team didn't help him win* FUCK! Fuck you asshole team! Why do I have to be the important one huh!? Do I have to do shit that they can't do!? I died for them multiple times only to lose the game! IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME!!!
by RavenTrooper January 28, 2021
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Important Videos

A playlist that resides in the bowels of YouTube, upon completion of this holy list, Ones soul will be torn from their body and they will live on forever as a Meme Lord, If however when the playlist is completed, conversion to an all powerful Meme Lord is rejected, the person will suffer a slow and painful death sometime within the next 24 hours, some speculate that this is because the Elder Meme Lords cannot trust mere mortals with the secrets which lie within the depths of this blessed list.
Person 1: I finished watching Important Videos last night, the ending was kinda anticlimactic
Person 2: *single tear rolls down cheek* I'll remember you.
by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017
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important videos

A playlist of memes everyone sees on the internet, especially people who watch meme-related videos.
Important Videos has become a meme itself, due to it's popularity.

important meme funny youtube internet
Important videos is a great playlist.
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pimportant

adjective.
1. Being both pimp and important in equal or comparable amounts. Or, being both important and baller.
2. Having a high-ranking or influential pimp position, which commands significant respect.
Reginald never expected his petty ho-slapping and part-time man-whoring to lead him to such a pimportant lifestyle, replete with a stable of fine smooth hos and a baker's dozen of hardwood platinum-tipped pimpcanes.
by Mikes Hanna and Williams September 23, 2008
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