simoneing

To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.

She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly

by simonesita January 13, 2014

Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

by sidereus August 4, 2020

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

by theFlavs November 10, 2012

simontini

A girl who gets confused for apple martini. Basically a girl with large assets.

"Oh my god. She is so Simontini today."
"I need a Simontini tonight"

by Profz March 12, 2016

Sconeing

Sconeing is having sex with someone on their period. The blood being the jam, and the pussy juice or jizz being the cream.

Guy 1: so Jeana is on her period.
Guy 2: unlucky, no sex for you.
Gu1: nah dw, just got done Sconeing her

by cloacal drip October 9, 2016