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simontini 

A girl who gets confused for apple martini. Basically a girl with large assets.
"Oh my god. She is so Simontini today."
"I need a Simontini tonight"
simontini by Profz March 12, 2016
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She came from heaven.

And when I look at her, I believe that God has dived down into the bottom of creation.

She is the light from the moon and stars. She is the lamp of the temple.

My eyes are always thirsty at one sight of her. And just a glimpse of that beautiful face, makes me go crazy.

You will feel lost as you look into her radiant eye, it will show you the beauty of nature.

Exotic aromatic aroma like her sweet words. There's sweetness in her anger. Arrogant, yet full of colors.

Flowers blossom on her lips. Moon can be found in her eyes. Scattered pearls like the morning rays, is her smile.

She is beautiful, unique, and special.

She is fearfully and wonderfully made, and not a single soul ever is just like her.

She is the most cutest, loveliest, and amazing person.

She has a special ability to read minds.

God in his infinite love for her made her on purpose, for a purpose, and he made her beautiful.
The other name for a fairy/angle is Simantini
simantini by yourteddybear November 24, 2021

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.
F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'
Simonizing by theFlavs November 10, 2012

simonmintersexual 

Simonmintersexual is where you are attracted to the famous YouTube star Simon minter more well known as mini minter
I am simonmintersexual

simontipulate 

To simultaneously manipulate two separate things.
Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!
simontipulate by LRoq December 21, 2007
To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.
She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly
simoneing by simonesita January 13, 2014

Simoning 

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner
He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes
Simoning by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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