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Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.
F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'
Simonizing by theFlavs November 10, 2012
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Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Somobizing

To deliver semen to someone or something.
Josh was somobizing the farm animals again!
Somobizing by Kamikaze September 2, 2003

Sermonizing 

1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one

2. Actually preaching said Sermon
Ya, today i spent the whole day sermonizing in the Library for Sunday.

-or-

Ya, on Sunday i sermonized the bejesus out of my Church!
Sermonizing by Preacher McPreacher August 12, 2009
To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.
She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly
simoneing by simonesita January 13, 2014

Simoning 

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner
He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes
Simoning by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

Simoncising 

the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.
guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.
Simoncising by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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