Simoning 

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

Simoning by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

Shmoning by lewlou January 27, 2015

simoneing

To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.

She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly

simoneing by simonesita January 13, 2014

Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

Simoneing by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

semoning 

when you are at the movies and your partner wants to have extra Sause on there popcorn and puts your penis threw the bottom of the popcorn and then proceeds to touch you until you ejaculate on the top of the popcorn

i want your semoning

semoning by your dawgy dawg dawg big D egg January 3, 2024