smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

by sidereus August 4, 2020

smongs

Meaning friends or homies.

"My smongs and I went to the movies last night."

by lorilly October 16, 2009

smong

Extra large penis. Originates from the mind of Olivia, Sam, and Jenna

That's quite a "smong" you've got there.

by Jenna, Sam, and Olivia May 29, 2004

Smonge

Cunt

Mate you are a Smonge

I got so much Smonge at that party

by OutrageousPanda July 5, 2012

Mean Smong

Particularly good/rough sex - usually implying a big penis

Dylan: Crikey, Sean has some mean smong
Rose: That's exactly what Sylvia said!

by HeadSoviet September 20, 2016

smong

to get incredibly high on drugs (generally)
*usually applies to LEGAL marl*

person 1: "Yo, I'm so fuckin' smonged on that legal marl my man"
person 2: "That legal marl got you fucked up bro"

by BeNaTZMaut October 17, 2023