smonging 

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

smonging by sidereus August 4, 2020

sponging poons 

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

sponging poons by Ashley June 5, 2004

smanging 

the fusion of smashing and banging born in the catalyst of aggressive fucking. to ferociously penetrate your partner while bending her over a balcony during spring break.

Dude, last night I was smanging this chick so hard we broke the bed.

smanging by smangapedic May 4, 2011

Sponging-out 

To invite friends to a party and then not show up or show up and leave early

If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out

Sponging-out by NotSpong January 28, 2010

Victoria Sponging 

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions

“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”

Victoria Sponging by angelas101 January 23, 2010

Smanging 

Either a verb, or an adjective

credits to: ricky and uh llama

Adj. Ex.

Person 1: "Wow, this food is Smanging!"
Person 2: "What the fuck is Smanging?"

Verb Ex.

Person 1: "Don't you just love Smanging your thang?
Person 2: "What the fuck is Smanging?"

Smanging by literallyricky September 8, 2023

Sock Sponging 

The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge

turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!

Sock Sponging by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009