Simiam 

Someone who is apart of the website, Simler.

Jake: Dude, I didn't know your a Simiam?

Mark: Are you kidding? Of course I am!

Simiam by RttaM December 10, 2009

Simamkele 

Simamkele is a Xhosa name which means we welcomed him/her, Simamkele's are one of the realest people in the world they just don't give a f*ck they also pretty /handsome there's no ugly simamkele and they also follow hoodvile

Simamkele uSima

Simamkele by Brrrrrr4r💀 November 24, 2021

Simpamumpapuss

Someone who is a simp, a mump as well as a pussy

I can’t believe he fisted her asshole while being sick. He’s definitely a simpamumpapuss.

Simpamumpapuss by Buzzy the basic bitch January 31, 2021

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

Shrewd simian by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

Simian Servant 

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

Simian Servant by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

simian silicus 

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.

instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.

simian silicus by JasonS November 21, 2005

Simamkele 

WAMKELEKILE! Simamkele is xhosa name that means “ we welcomed him/her.” it’s a unisex name and it explains briefly how the family welcomed the baby with warm hands

Simamkele lomntana

Simamkele by the ragdoll November 22, 2021