simam

Simam is a unique name. A beautiful girl that would have everyone's mouth wide open. If you ever met a Simam, you'd know she is a kind and smart girl. Simam could also be very sexual. Looking innocent and perhaps talking cutely and innocent but she sure isn't pure.

Person 1: "Did you meet Simam yet?"
Person 2: "She was stunning!"

by honoraryjhoe October 27, 2017

Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

by Toby.H May 7, 2017

Siamese twins

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.

Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat April 9, 2023

Sima

Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.

Sima is the type of friend i want.

by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021

Shmamplicating

when you poop really alot.

DAYUM, I'M SHMAMPLICATING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

DID YOU JUST SHMAMPLICATE?! LIGHT A MATCH!

by LERAH RAISIN November 21, 2010

Shmameese

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021