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A cross between "smart" and "real". When something stupid or unbelievable occurs, the word "real" should be said. When you think you know something and it's actually something else, "smart" should be said. When it is both, the word "smeal" is used.
me: Look at that bird in the sky!
you: That's not a bird, it's a fish.
me: Smeal.
smeal by miketk February 6, 2008
when two or more people engage in a type of sexual arousal where you put tuna in between the toes of your partner and consume it.
“ i’m gonna smeal you so good tonight babe “

“ please don’t use no name brand this time! “
The gummy substance found between the toes, especially of athletes (NI Expression).
Smeal by Paul The Same April 1, 2020
To describe someone using neo-pronouns such as Zhey/Zhem, kit/Kitself etc.
you are a smeal huh

I can’t believe Kyle turned out to be a smeal
Smeal by Fartknocker224 March 23, 2023

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Shealynn 

The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)
Shealynn is Jason’s bae. <3