Simal is a gorgeous girl you will ever seen in your entire life she has really good music taste and she's an artist she make clays and stuff like that she draws and paints and she is hot as fuck actually there is one more thing i forgot to mention simal malik is genius motherfucker.
Şimal is the only girl that can be hot and pretty at the same. She will blow your mind and you will instantly fall in love with her. She gets along with all the boys and is the hottest girl in her friend group.
-Dude, i think i’m in love with Şimal.
+Who isn’t?
Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.
If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*