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Shmangleisted 

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008
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simangele 

A lovely beautiful person with lots of money and a greatful spirit she is usually fun and loves people she is mostly a girl but can also be a boy you might think you know her by seeing her once but when you get to meet her/him she is a whole beautiful person

She is the one and only don’t let her go
Hey I’m looking for Simangele

Person: oh she is right there with a good heart
simangele by 🥂 love October 21, 2019

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

Shmangled 

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
Shmangled by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!
shmangle by yolosaynono June 16, 2015
A combination of "smash" and "bang" and "cuddle". Rooted from the word "Smang" (smash-bang fusion)
Girl: OMG, smang me!!!

Boy: Nah girl, i'll do better... I'll smangle you
Smangle by chhggkk January 24, 2011