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Smangle
La-Angle-Uage perversion of the word "smoke". Often used in context with other La-Angle-Uage usage pertaining to similar subject matter.
Typically associated with online communities that have adopted La-angle-uage as a form of linguistic cant. The term (and those from similar etymological roots) can serve as either an obfuscation, a celebration, or both depending on the specific social context in which it is being used.
Typically associated with online communities that have adopted La-angle-uage as a form of linguistic cant. The term (and those from similar etymological roots) can serve as either an obfuscation, a celebration, or both depending on the specific social context in which it is being used.
Smangers
she can get the smangers - derived from phrase, she “can get it”…a woman who looks so good that you can see yourself having sexual intercourse with her - Uzowuru Urban Dictionary Part 1.
Smangers by Bruce Lee Uzowuru August 3, 2011
Shmangleisted
when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008
spangled
spangled by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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