the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
by roooney April 5, 2006
The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
by yolosaynono June 13, 2015
by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016
To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.
Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."
by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010
by urban vernacular December 26, 2013
I double-dropped party-smarties about an hour ago, and just schnarffed a bullet. I'm so f*ckin' shmangled!
by Icewind March 1, 2005