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Selfiesh 

1. Showing concern for only yourself and not for the desires of other people in regards to sending a selfie
2. The act of being selfish while taking selfies
3. An uncanny method/mode of teasing (most commonly executed by Females)
Vicky: Hang on, i'm taking selfies.
Tony: Where's my selfie?
Vicky: Nowhere. There are none for you.
Tony: You're being Selfiesh
Selfiesh by Flxme May 28, 2016
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Selfiesh 

(ADJECTIVE; pronounced SELF-EESH) Used to describe someone obsessed with selfies.
JOHN: Bridget has NOTHING but pixellated selfies all over her facebook page...
VLADIMIR: Man! That girl is selfiesh!
Selfiesh by toddarth April 18, 2014

selfiesh 

Only posting pictures of one's self (selfies) on social networks.
Have you seen all of the pictures of herself on Dana's Facebook page?

Yeah. She's so selfiesh.
selfiesh by jason1717 May 12, 2014

Selfiesh 

To not allow someone in your selfie; being selfish with a selfie.
Brian: bro let me in your snapchat selfie!
Anthony: nah man me only.

Brian: bruh stop being so selfiesh
Selfiesh by Sterfrymcfly December 17, 2014

Selfishing 

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.
These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"
Selfishing by MaxieD May 12, 2011

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it
I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies
selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfish Top 

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off
Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016
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