Definitions by Humpcatter16
cop
noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead
dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
cop by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
Genital Combustion
noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen
Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!
Genital Combustion by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
Expos
an advanced writing class, usually taken as a junior in highschool, that increases the procrastination rate and number of suicides each year. normally, expos would help prepare you for college writing, but in this case, the average junior will learn an average of .03 bytes of information and will learn well grammer and speling during the semester
Cory: Hey, what was your topic in expos?
Jake: What?
Cory: It's due in like a week!
Jake: Oh, the term paper? What's that?
Cory: It's the final paper that determines your final grade in the class.
Jake: *hangs himself*
Jake: What?
Cory: It's due in like a week!
Jake: Oh, the term paper? What's that?
Cory: It's the final paper that determines your final grade in the class.
Jake: *hangs himself*
Expos by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
Rock Band
1. noun. a popular game where 1-4 players use plastic instrument controllers to hit notes that go along with various songs
2. noun. an excuse for lards to say they can play the guitar, drums, or sing
3. noun. a group of people that perform music, usually contains a singer, guitarist, drummer, and bassist. other instruments can be used as well to enhance the experience
2. noun. an excuse for lards to say they can play the guitar, drums, or sing
3. noun. a group of people that perform music, usually contains a singer, guitarist, drummer, and bassist. other instruments can be used as well to enhance the experience
1) Rock Band is a great party game. We'll rent that instead of using the Wii
2) Dude: I am so awesome at Rock Band!
Ellisniss MGP: I play the real thing biznatch. *guitar solo*
Dude: *explodes*
3) Dude: Have you ever heard of the rock band Enthymeme?
Ellisniss MGP: I thought you died.
2) Dude: I am so awesome at Rock Band!
Ellisniss MGP: I play the real thing biznatch. *guitar solo*
Dude: *explodes*
3) Dude: Have you ever heard of the rock band Enthymeme?
Ellisniss MGP: I thought you died.
Rock Band by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
Believa
a word to describe a situation with positive qualities. it has derived from the song "Ten Speed" by Coheed and Cambria, when Claudio Sanchez says "believer", but sounds like he is saying "believa."
Believa by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010