Signnn

Something Helen Keller could not follow

“Omg bro. All you had to do was follow the god damn signnns.”
“*sounds of her cane*”
“ oh yea. My bad. Here.”
“*does sign language of “Omg bro. All you had to do was follow the god damn signs.”*”
“Oh yea, my bad. Well tell ur dad he’s a dilf”
“…”
Oh yea. My bad”

by Lylah the milf April 12, 2022

Pre-signing On

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

by akararules July 6, 2010

Good signing

Phrase or interjection gud sahyn-ing

Describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. Typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events.

Also written as "guzaning".

Origin:
Believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, "Reo-Coker for £8.5M is a good signing for the Aston Villa household".

"I just watched Body of Lies, it was a good signing."

A: "They sent me a backdated cheque of £250."
B: "Sounds like a good signing."

by vincevds1 April 14, 2009

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.

The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)

by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006

Signing Madness

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011

Co-signin

mean you are agreein with everything he/she says just so he/she would like u
also known as
dick-rydin
dick-eatah
on his head

Damn She Stay Co-Signin off that nigga and he still dont want her.

by Da Gurl Reppin Philly November 30, 2003

signing off

A term to describe the act of leaving an area, or agreeing with a project.

Contributor "Loxi" is permanently signing off from the Urban Dictionary today so she can concentrate on delivering her special brand of humor to the unsuspecting spouse, kids, and people in the neighborhood - and to allow other dictionary contributors to have their say.

Long may Urban Dictionary reign!

by Loxi July 23, 2009