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Pre-signing On
When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH
Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
Pre-signing On by akararules July 6, 2010
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Good signing
Phrase or interjection gud sahyn-ing
Describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. Typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events.
Also written as "guzaning".
Origin:
Believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, "Reo-Coker for £8.5M is a good signing for the Aston Villa household".
Describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. Typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events.
Also written as "guzaning".
Origin:
Believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, "Reo-Coker for £8.5M is a good signing for the Aston Villa household".
"I just watched Body of Lies, it was a good signing."
A: "They sent me a backdated cheque of £250."
B: "Sounds like a good signing."
A: "They sent me a backdated cheque of £250."
B: "Sounds like a good signing."
Good signing by vincevds1 April 14, 2009
Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam
According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.
The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)
Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006
Signing Madness
When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.
2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.
Signing Madness by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011
Co-signin
mean you are agreein with everything he/she says just so he/she would like u
also known as
dick-rydin
dick-eatah
on his head
also known as
dick-rydin
dick-eatah
on his head
Co-signin by Da Gurl Reppin Philly November 30, 2003
signing off
Contributor "Loxi" is permanently signing off from the Urban Dictionary today so she can concentrate on delivering her special brand of humor to the unsuspecting spouse, kids, and people in the neighborhood - and to allow other dictionary contributors to have their say.
Long may Urban Dictionary reign!
Long may Urban Dictionary reign!
signing off by Loxi July 23, 2009
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