Definitions by akararules
Un-Wikileakable
The word used to describe 1.(a) website(s) that is so amazing that Wikileaks craps their pants when they try attempting to hack it. 2. Top secret documents that if released by Wikileaks would result in thousands of riots around the world until every person held responsible for the release was brutally executed.
1. Urban Dictionary is the most amazing un-Wikileakable website ever that Wikileaks knows wtf would happen to them if they tried hacking it.
2. If Wikileaks published Un-Wikileakable documents such as one stating that the Pope had sex with prostitutes around the world and was really Muslim then they would have the shit kicked out of them for it.
2. If Wikileaks published Un-Wikileakable documents such as one stating that the Pope had sex with prostitutes around the world and was really Muslim then they would have the shit kicked out of them for it.
Un-Wikileakable by akararules December 11, 2010
Booktab
The word for the occurrence of multiple tabs or windows of Facebook open at the same time only because one gets tired of no activity on Facebook but assumes that when he/she opens another tab a notification or something exciting will pop up.
Booktab by akararules August 11, 2010
Double Crack
When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go
John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking
Double Crack by akararules July 27, 2010
Second Family
Yeah we are going to go visit my second family next week. (Uncle Jared, Aunt Sarah, Cousin Jennifer, Julie and Dylan)
Second Family by akararules July 24, 2010
Status Battle
A Status Battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. You and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.
Status Battle Examples
Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)
Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO
Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)
Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO
Status Battle by akararules July 17, 2010
Drunk on Life
When you are completely oblivious to anything occurring while you are walking, running, or just plain moving as you create mayhem for other people without realizing it because you think the whole world revolves around you and you don't have to be careful for anything.
Stephanie the typical teenage girl was drunk on life when she walked over an old lady and walked into oncoming traffic as she was texting creating a huge accident.
Drunk on Life by akararules July 9, 2010
What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)
A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here) by akararules July 6, 2010