(Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the
tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many
people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and
Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.
1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas
Tree will be bigger and better than ever.
2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas
tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!
3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas
Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"
4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their
Christmas gifts!