Platteville

A small, but expanding town in southwest Wisconsin. The main form of entertainment is Wal-Mart. The college provides multiple activities, including the Center for the Arts (CFA) which often has very good concerts and performances.

It is often described as boring, but it is a nice little town to live in.

Nicknames include:
P-Ville
P-Vegas

I live in Platteville, where do you live?

by nerd4life March 4, 2009

platteville

Although it seems boring at times, University of Wisconsin Platteville has some of the best nugget I have ever seen in my life. Also, the only place in the world that has the ShagStick. 5 Feet of bong power.

"damn homie lets pick up some crazy nug from platteville and hit that damn shagstick!"
"O.K. Steve if you want to."

by Bodega! April 13, 2005

platteville

Platteville is one of the boring town's in Wisconsin. If you are thinking about moving to Platteville unless you're looking for some weed do yourself a favor and don't move there.

Dude wanna goto Platteville? What are you kidding me? I would rather die.

Dude wanna goto Platteville for some weed? Hell yah man

by God of Egypt May 11, 2005

Platteville Scale

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8

Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.

by big thomas December 6, 2011

platteville pterodactyl

While doing a chick doggystyle, start flapping your arms and making pterodactyl noises. As she begins to look very confused, pull out and stick your penis in her ass. She won't know it even happened.

Dude, I gave this the platteville pterodactyl last night, she had no idea....

by D-rock82 January 29, 2017