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1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
shited by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006

Shitedly 

Doing something horribly and differently than normal
Minnesota Golden Gophers keep kicking off shitedly to Michigan.
Shitedly by Covert19 October 24, 2020
The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.
"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?
Shited by Isildur100 June 29, 2011

Shiteded 

Is when you shit yourself but you don’t it’s just air a lot of air
I Shiteded myself and that’s why I made this word at exactly 2:15am because I thought of it
Shiteded by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020
it is a combo of sweet and wicked
but it is a hell of alot better
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1- listen to this song its so wicked
2- dood that song is sweet
1+2- its Shwiked!!!
shwiked by jefferylucille February 27, 2009

tit-shited 

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.
DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!
tit-shited by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007