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Shwep is originally a nickname created by an amazing family for a super special father! At first it was just an inside joke but now everyone says it in our family, so why not add it to the Urban Dictionary?!?! If you have a Shwep in your life be prepared to have days full of endless happiness and laughter!
Jamie: ‘’Oh look there’s Shwep!’’
Father: ‘’That’s me!!!’’
Shwep by unknown-ssss September 22, 2018
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Archie your a shwep at football
Shwep by Saucykaren July 16, 2022
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Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts 

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

Water Sheep 

prisoner and scapegoat of minecraft youtuber Pewdiepie. Imprisoned in the water current and victim of hate crime.
Water Sheep by angry.420 July 6, 2019

Water Sheep 

In PewDiePie’s Minecraft let’s play there is a sheep that is forever stuck in water. PewDiePie usually bullies him. Some say episode 9 where Sven almost drowns is water sheep’s revenge.
Water Sheep:
PewDiePie: know your place trash
Water Sheep by ToeMaster64 July 8, 2019

Sheepland 

There are 60 million sheep and 5 million humans in Sheepland.
Sheepland by N04h November 11, 2017

inflatable love sheep 

This is the rural version of the human inflatable love doll for beastiality perverts!
Billy Bob done got his inflatable love sheep by UPS, he's gonna party tonight!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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