Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
A female boner. Also referred to as a LadyBoner. This is not to be confused with an erection on a cross dresser. This is a normal woman who gets so excited about something, she somehow gets a boner.