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Just what you thought it would be. A half flaccid weenie and/or dick.
Oh boy, I seemed to have gotten my shweenie caught in my zipper.
Shweenie by Garbagepussy October 27, 2017
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AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.
"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".
shweebler by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

Shweebies 

Man, I worked out hard today I'm all sweaty, and I totally have shweebies.
Shweebies by Princess5178 March 13, 2014

Schweebie 

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.
Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
Schweebie by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

Shwebbie 

A short, fat girl
You in love with that shwebbie huh?
Shwebbie by spikeyyyy123 September 7, 2019
A female boner. Also referred to as a LadyBoner. This is not to be confused with an erection on a cross dresser. This is a normal woman who gets so excited about something, she somehow gets a boner.
Did you see that chick's sheebie? She must really like that low fat yogurt.
sheebie by Sethtian January 15, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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