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Just what you thought it would be. A half flaccid weenie and/or dick.
Oh boy, I seemed to have gotten my shweenie caught in my zipper.
Shweenie by Garbagepussy October 27, 2017
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AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.
"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".
shweebler by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

Shweebies 

Man, I worked out hard today I'm all sweaty, and I totally have shweebies.
Shweebies by Princess5178 March 13, 2014

Schweebie 

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.
Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
Schweebie by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

Shwebbie 

You in love with that shwebbie huh?
Shwebbie by spikeyyyy123 September 7, 2019
A female boner. Also referred to as a LadyBoner. This is not to be confused with an erection on a cross dresser. This is a normal woman who gets so excited about something, she somehow gets a boner.
Did you see that chick's sheebie? She must really like that low fat yogurt.
sheebie by Sethtian January 15, 2011