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Schweebie 

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.
Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
Schweebie by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018
Words you can keep

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schweeterman 

- Yooo peep the sweeterman over there.
- Mans is too schweet, he's a schweeterman fam
Schweeterman by Schweeterman July 15, 2019

schwebbed 

Exposed for being phony.
He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.
schwebbed by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015

scheemie 

Someone from a housing scheme.
Originates from Glasgow and Edinburgh
Jamie tries to disguise his background behind his cultivated metrosexual appearance, but he's was just a wannabe scheemie gadge.
scheemie by Johnny.Boy December 9, 2004

schneeble 

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"
Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"
schneeble by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009

schweetie 

an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.
Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby
schweetie by yo bebe May 20, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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